Making Conversation for the Road

Well, following the crowd (thanks Kalamos!), here’s a funny make-up:

How to make a Jesus
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts arrogance
1 part [????]
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion

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Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

And, now, for me:

How to make a tenthyearjunior
Ingredients:
3 parts friendliness
1 part self-sufficiency
3 parts joy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

How to make a Chris
Ingredients:
1 part friendliness
3 parts silliness
3 parts leadership
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little lustfulness if desired!
How to make a Christopher
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
1 part ambition
5 parts
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness

Notice that “topher” is what makes me angry and ambitious…hmmm…
Also, if it goes into lowercase…

How to make a chris
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts arrogance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
How to make a christopher
Ingredients:
3 parts competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
1 part ego
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!

So, you can choose for yourself wich one fits me best.
On a different note, i have been reading The Story We Find Ourselves In: Further Adventures of a New Kind of Christian by Brian McLaren. i have been unfortunate to not yet have read the first book (A New Kind of Christian), but he assures me that i needn’t read the first to understand this one. So far, the thing that struck me the most is the point i have not yet reached, but am longing for: “She was expressive, but she wasn’t the least bit pushy or obnoxious about it,’ Kerry explained. ‘She was so completely sincere and so completely herself that you just accepted her singing and enthusiasm as part of who she was, like her brown skin or black hair or big smile. Somehow, she could be so…’religious’ doesn’t seem like the right word…she could be so happy without expecting anybody else to be. And that made everyone love her” (14). The character here is describing another character who is extensively following Jesus, but without the pushiness most evangelicals strive for. Her faith was as much a part of her as her skin color. It wasn’t something she needed to defend or sell, it was simply her.

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